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Tracks
The Office (2005–2013)
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he slapped his fat noodle body on the floor like a wet summer sausage
i just watched this snake go plonk like 17 times in a row and i laughed harder every time
is he okay
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Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.
Me: [googles “where do i get a passport”]
Me: [goes to that building]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: Third floor, room twelve.
Me: [goes to that room]
Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport?
Them: That desk over there.
Me: [goes to that desk]
Me: Where do I get a passport?
Them: Fill out this form.
Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there’s a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him…being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines
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I sit on a man’s back, choking him, and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by any means possible, except getting off his back.
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if somebody has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions please stop
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Hypnotic Cakes Resemble Candy Colored Marble
Russian confectioner Olga Noskova produces uncanny baked goods, which resemble colored candy marble mirrors. Noskova’s baking talent quickly went viral, after the public feasted their eyes on the polished and shiny surfaces, which are actually edible. Noskova shares her “Mirror Glaze” creations on her Instagram as well as her secret recipe below on how to make this flawless, pristine concoction.
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